We made a Spotify playlist for Clark based on the music he responded best to. His favorite songs include “Word Up” by Cameo and “Da’ Butt” by E.U. He’s also a huge fan of Eddie Murphy, and Clark would like to “Party All The Time”, as he made apparent when he demanded a light show from his Twilight Turtle at 6 o’clock this morning. Excuse me, baby, but you’re a white boy. And you were born in 2013. So, when it comes to music, you’re doing it wrong.
Wearing sunglasses both indoors and at night are not his only issues. He’s bad at: sleeping quietly, sleeping soundly, and sleeping (at all). He also sucks at taking naps when I’m trying to eat my breakfast. Truthfully, though, he’s a beast at interrupting my coffee. He’s a total expert when it comes to being obnoxious.
Like most newborns, Clark is attempting a coup against the pacifier. Basically, the pacifier was his BFF4L, until he decided that he would prefer to suck his thumb. However, this is where the conflict really gets heated, because my little baby cannot seem to figure out where or what his thumb is.
Clark’s solution? See Exhibit B. Clark will stick his entire fist in his mouth. Loudly. Obnoxiously. Without rest. At all hours of the night.
Now that I’ve gotten my bitching out of the way, let’s talk about what a great day yesterday was (while simultaneously remembering that today is a different, totally unrelated world – according to Clark).