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Things That Should Only Take Five Minutes

February 8, 2014 by Bottlesoup 1 Comment

Since having Clark, there are several things that should only take a few minutes but instead take half a day. On Wednesday, I set out to make some meatballs and eggplant parm. Okay, five minutes is a little ambitious for both, but, honestly, 20 minutes tops for prep. Instead, I … [Read more...] about Things That Should Only Take Five Minutes

Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me? I’ll Tell You.

December 17, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

After bringing Clark home from the hospital, there were a lot of "Why didn't anyone tell me?" questions. Despite diligently scouring the Internet for baby info, reading almost every baby book, and soliciting the advice of been there done that (BTDT, FYI) moms, I found myself … [Read more...] about Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me? I’ll Tell You.

10 Ways You Know You’re a Total “Mom”

October 28, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

1. Your friends invite you out, and instead of thinking "YAY! Girls night!" you start doing a cost-benefit analysis that looks something like this: Time getting ready + X hours of enjoyment ÷ drinks consumed = not enough fun to make the hangover worth it. 2.  Photos of people … [Read more...] about 10 Ways You Know You’re a Total “Mom”

Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

September 26, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Every time I express exhaustion or frustration, I get told that I should find time or make time for myself. Sometimes, I don't even express my state of mind. My tired, bloodshot eyes do the talking, and some "helpful" individual suggests this time-for-yourself theory. And, … [Read more...] about Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

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