Most days, I’m lucky if I can finish a cup of coffee. So, honestly, the daily showers I used to enjoy seem to be a thing of the past. And it didn’t really bother me at first, because I thought I looked pretty adorable in yoga pants and ponytails. Then, I caught a glance of my tired, sloppy face in the mirror, and I pretended the lights were playing tricks on me. No way was I frump girl. Sure, I could make a better effort. And, yes, I should probably brush my hair once a week. But, really? Was it possible that I did not look as Lauren Conrad as I did Mary Kate Olsen? Scary. Scary, but most likely true. Lost? Well, the following images should illustrate my point.
![Exhibit A-1: What I think I look like when running errands.](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.19.34-PM-219x300.png?resize=219%2C300)
![What I actually look like (see: train wreck)](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.28.25-PM-211x300.png?resize=211%2C300)
Are we beginning to understand the dilemma? Please, allow me to elaborate.
![Exhibit B-1: How Hoodies Make Me Feel (cozy, relaxed, effortlessly adorable)](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.36.35-PM-199x300.png?resize=199%2C300)
![Exhibit B-2: What I, indeed, look like in said hoodie.](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.37.54-PM-300x219.png?resize=300%2C219)
And, my personal favorite look:
![Exhibit C-1: "Messy" bun. We all know girls spend hours making it look like no fucks were given.](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.42.01-PM-194x300.png?resize=194%2C300)
![Exhibit C-2: Reality. No actual fucks were given.](https://i0.wp.com/bottlesoup.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-3.44.13-PM-199x300.png?resize=199%2C300)
I think it’s safe to say I’ve had a series of bad hair days since Clark arrived. It could be worse?
Eureka1202 says
This made my night 🙂
Mrs. Bottlesoup says
Thanks 😉