Today, we’re talking about mommy porn. And, no, not that creepy MILF stuff that features leathery, used-up 60-year-olds. We’re using this term more like food porn: pictures of delicious, drool worthy eats. But, instead of food (because, let’s face it, we all want to lose an extra 20 pounds), we’re looking at pictures of babies. FTR, the term “baby porn” just did not sound okay.
Still not grasping the concept? Ugh, fine. I’ll use my baby’s napping time to illustrate it for you. This, ladies and gentlemen, is mommy porn:
I know, I know. I went straight to the hardcore stuff. The ultimate mommy porn enthusiast’s go-to category: the sleeping baby. So peaceful, so quiet. SO RARE. Also, it’s homemade, so it’s got that hidden creep factor. Winning.
This isn’t my baby. In fact, I don’t even know this baby. But after a day of my son’s whining, crying, moaning grumpiness, I’m pretty much willing to fantasize about any baby’s behavior. Regardless of gender.
And, when I’m really feeling crazy…
Talking to each other. The cutest thing. But-I-know-if-these-were-my-babies-I’d-be-going-mental.
I hope you enjoyed this edition of mommy porn. I’m thinking of making it a weekly addition to the blog, so please share it with all your friends and family members who have children. You’re welcome.
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