The bloggers at babble.com are absolutely not from the planet earth. The article I read today, "8 Healthy Foods I Can't Get My Kids to Eat!", was an absolutely useless POS, and I can tell you exactly why. 1) The author's kid is not every kid. 2) The author's kid is not my kid. 3) … [Read more...] about The Ridiculous Moms from the World of Babble.com
For the Love of Yoga Pants: A Return to the Gym
Since having Clark, my wardrobe has mainly consisted of my husband's sweatshirts and yoga pants. Comfortable. Adorable. Spit-up proof. However, with our anniversary looming closer, I realized something terrible had happened: I have no real pants.Sure, yoga pants are … [Read more...] about For the Love of Yoga Pants: A Return to the Gym
Angry Eyes: Life With A Cranky Newborn
How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life
Mr. Bottlesoup took Monster to his grandma's so I could "relax".A clean kitchen, vacuumed floors, and dinner plans safely say I've forgotten how to do that. However, I've finally acquired time management skills. A quality that one of my college professors would constantly … [Read more...] about How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life
Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human
Oh, don't let him fool you. He looks cute and innocent, snuggled in a towel, sitting in his bathtub as he waits (quietly) for me to finish a shower. He just had a bath, and he smells like fresh baby. It was the perfect start to the perfect day.Or so I thought.About 10 … [Read more...] about Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human