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Carpe Diem, or Carpe-the-Moments-Until-the-Next-Diaper-Change

September 27, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

There are some days when time stands still. A 5AM diaper change transforms from a dirty, gag-worthy chore into moments you'll remember for the rest of your life. At two months old, I know Clark won't stay this size forever. These moments, no matter how precious or filthy, are … [Read more...] about Carpe Diem, or Carpe-the-Moments-Until-the-Next-Diaper-Change

Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

September 26, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Every time I express exhaustion or frustration, I get told that I should find time or make time for myself. Sometimes, I don't even express my state of mind. My tired, bloodshot eyes do the talking, and some "helpful" individual suggests this time-for-yourself theory. And, … [Read more...] about Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

Avoiding “The Face”

September 25, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

It happens when you least expect it. After the giggles, the coos, and the I-love-yous. Tip-toing at the heels of a fuss-free night, and yelling "surprise" at the sound of a iPhone camera click. Captured in time. Caught in the act. It's "the face". And every parent shudders at its … [Read more...] about Avoiding “The Face”

5 Things I Want to Do Everyday but Never Get Around to Doing

September 24, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

1. Taking a morning stroll with my baby. Every day, I wake up with the grand idea that today will be the day I take a crisp, morning walk while pushing my sleeping baby in a stroller. The problem? I have no idea where my sneakers are, and the DKNY sneaker-flats, while cute, are … [Read more...] about 5 Things I Want to Do Everyday but Never Get Around to Doing

Another Relatively Babyless Day

September 23, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Yes, you read that correctly. I am spending yet another day using and abusing the service of grandparents. I think I've eaten more in the past three days than I have since I came home from the hospital. And you know what? I don't hate it. Tonight, I get to do exciting things, … [Read more...] about Another Relatively Babyless Day

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