Last night, Clark puked on my vagina. Yes, you read that correctly. My 12 week old baby was sitting up (with support) on my lap, when he decided to vomit all over my yoga pants, and the liquid seeped through my underwear and was touching my lady parts. Needless to say, this is … [Read more...] about What You Didn’t Expect When You Were Expecting
Yes, you read that right: silence. Silence with a 6 week old. Does such a luxury exist? And accompanied by caffeine and chocolate? What a perfect, blissful morning.Clark is currently snuggling with Brian while I happily navigate the internet and, then, I remember: I SHOULD BE … [Read more...] about Silence and 5 Things I Wish I Knew During Pregnancy
My due date is July 26th. Today is July 17th. Am I ready to bring a baby home?Clearly, the answer is no. Pictured on the right is the bassinet portion of my baby’s pack and play, where he will be sleeping upon his homecoming, appropriately being used as a clothing drawer. … [Read more...] about Nest? I Still Have Nine Days For That.