momisms

1. Your friends invite you out, and instead of thinking "YAY! Girls night!" you start doing a cost-benefit analysis that looks something like this: Time getting ready + X hours of enjoyment ÷ drinks consumed = not enough fun to make the hangover worth it.  2.  Photos of people without children having "fun" don't make you jealous; they make you tired. 3.  Before you put … [Read more...] about 10 Ways You Know You’re a Total “Mom”