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Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

September 26, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Every time I express exhaustion or frustration, I get told that I should find time or make time for myself. Sometimes, I don't even express my state of mind. My tired, bloodshot eyes do the talking, and some "helpful" individual suggests this time-for-yourself theory. And, really, it's a great idea. It's a nice suggestion. Except that when you suggest this to me, I want to … [Read more...] about Backhanded Mom Tip #1: “Find Time For Yourself”

Avoiding “The Face”

September 25, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

It happens when you least expect it. After the giggles, the coos, and the I-love-yous. Tip-toing at the heels of a fuss-free night, and yelling "surprise" at the sound of a iPhone camera click. Captured in time. Caught in the act. It's "the face". And every parent shudders at its appearance. Child-free individuals see "the face" and think, "What a cute baby!" And those … [Read more...] about Avoiding “The Face”

Entertaining Himself: Ways in Which My 7 Week Old Doesn’t Need Me

September 21, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

In the past week, I've been waking up to a very smiley baby. He looks into my eyes, coos, and giggles. I thought we were bonding. I thought he was happy to see me. I thought wrong. This morning, as I was boiling water, making coffee, and cleaning the kitchen (yes, at the same time. It's possible), I heard a faint chuckle echo from across our living room. Had my husband snuck … [Read more...] about Entertaining Himself: Ways in Which My 7 Week Old Doesn’t Need Me

Hey, Baby: You’re Doing It Wrong

September 18, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

We made a Spotify playlist for Clark based on the music he responded best to. His favorite songs include "Word Up" by Cameo and "Da' Butt" by E.U. He's also a huge fan of Eddie Murphy, and Clark would like to "Party All The Time", as he made apparent when he demanded a light show from his Twilight Turtle at 6 o'clock this morning. Excuse me, baby, but you're a white boy. And … [Read more...] about Hey, Baby: You’re Doing It Wrong

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