The bloggers at babble.com are absolutely not from the planet earth. The article I read today, "8 Healthy Foods I Can't Get My Kids to Eat!", was an absolutely useless POS, and I can tell you exactly why. 1) The author's kid is not every kid. 2) The author's kid is not my kid. 3) The food pictured is also not appetizing to most adults (and even some dogs won't touch that crap). … [Read more...] about The Ridiculous Moms from the World of Babble.com
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For the Love of Yoga Pants: A Return to the Gym
Since having Clark, my wardrobe has mainly consisted of my husband's sweatshirts and yoga pants. Comfortable. Adorable. Spit-up proof. However, with our anniversary looming closer, I realized something terrible had happened: I have no real pants. Sure, yoga pants are fantastic. I'm not going to complain about the fact that yoga pants are stretchy and cozy. I'm not even going … [Read more...] about For the Love of Yoga Pants: A Return to the Gym
Angry Eyes: Life With A Cranky Newborn
How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life
Mr. Bottlesoup took Monster to his grandma's so I could "relax". A clean kitchen, vacuumed floors, and dinner plans safely say I've forgotten how to do that. However, I've finally acquired time management skills. A quality that one of my college professors would constantly berate me over. "Mrs. Bottlesoup, if you'd only stop procrastinating, your work would be worthy of a … [Read more...] about How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life
Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human
Oh, don't let him fool you. He looks cute and innocent, snuggled in a towel, sitting in his bathtub as he waits (quietly) for me to finish a shower. He just had a bath, and he smells like fresh baby. It was the perfect start to the perfect day. Or so I thought. About 10 minutes after this photo was taken, Clark went bat-shit crazy. As in crazy-insane-crazy. (Side note: I … [Read more...] about Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human