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What You Didn’t Expect When You Were Expecting

October 27, 2013 by Bottlesoup 2 Comments

Last night, Clark puked on my vagina. Yes, you read that correctly. My 12 week old baby was sitting up (with support) on my lap, when he decided to vomit all over my yoga pants, and the liquid seeped through my underwear and was touching my lady parts. Needless to say, this is something I definitely did not expect when I was pregnant. I thought What to Expect When You're … [Read more...] about What You Didn’t Expect When You Were Expecting

My Baby Has Two Eye Colors: Will It Change or Is He a Chimera?

October 22, 2013 by Bottlesoup 13 Comments

Over the past few weeks, Munchkin's features have become increasingly prominent. One of those features, of course, is his eyes. Every new parent wonders, "What color will my child's eyes be?" And it's a natural question to ask, since infant's eyes can change up to 9 months of age. But, Munchkin's eyes are already different than most babies - eye color wonder aside. You see, … [Read more...] about My Baby Has Two Eye Colors: Will It Change or Is He a Chimera?

The Ridiculous Moms from the World of Babble.com

October 8, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

The bloggers at babble.com are absolutely not from the planet earth. The article I read today, "8 Healthy Foods I Can't Get My Kids to Eat!", was an absolutely useless POS, and I can tell you exactly why. 1) The author's kid is not every kid. 2) The author's kid is not my kid. 3) The food pictured is also not appetizing to most adults (and even some dogs won't touch that crap). … [Read more...] about The Ridiculous Moms from the World of Babble.com

How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life

October 5, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Mr. Bottlesoup took Monster to his grandma's so I could "relax". A clean kitchen, vacuumed floors, and dinner plans safely say I've forgotten how to do that. However, I've finally acquired time management skills. A quality that one of my college professors would constantly berate me over. "Mrs. Bottlesoup, if you'd only stop procrastinating, your work would be worthy of a … [Read more...] about How Having a Baby Has Changed My Life

Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human

October 4, 2013 by Bottlesoup Leave a Comment

Oh, don't let him fool you. He looks cute and innocent, snuggled in a towel, sitting in his bathtub as he waits (quietly) for me to finish a shower. He just had a bath, and he smells like fresh baby. It was the perfect start to the perfect day. Or so I thought. About 10 minutes after this photo was taken, Clark went bat-shit crazy. As in crazy-insane-crazy. (Side note: I … [Read more...] about Two Month Milestones, Or What I Infer From My 60-Day Old Human

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