Last night, Clark puked on my vagina. Yes, you read that correctly. My 12 week old baby was sitting up (with support) on my lap, when he decided to vomit all over my yoga pants, and the liquid seeped through my underwear and was touching my lady parts. Needless to say, this is … [Read more...] about What You Didn’t Expect When You Were Expecting
Once again, I feel as though I have to apologize for what I'm about to say. But it has to be said. And it's the truth. Your pre-pregnancy body? It died. The sooner you grow up and grieve the loss of the old you, the better. Because all the diets and sweat sessions won't change … [Read more...] about Postpartum Weight Loss: You Just Have to Get Over It
Yes, you read that right: silence. Silence with a 6 week old. Does such a luxury exist? And accompanied by caffeine and chocolate? What a perfect, blissful morning.Clark is currently snuggling with Brian while I happily navigate the internet and, then, I remember: I SHOULD BE … [Read more...] about Silence and 5 Things I Wish I Knew During Pregnancy
Weighing in at nearly 16 pounds, the scale makes it easier to believe how quickly Clark is growing. At 6 weeks old, he is a pretty large baby. He's almost doubled his birth weight in less than two months. And, while my muscles ache from carrying this lug, I feel great.And I … [Read more...] about It’s Been 6 Weeks Already? Hallelujah.
My due date is July 26th. Today is July 17th. Am I ready to bring a baby home?Clearly, the answer is no. Pictured on the right is the bassinet portion of my baby’s pack and play, where he will be sleeping upon his homecoming, appropriately being used as a clothing drawer. … [Read more...] about Nest? I Still Have Nine Days For That.